Merry Report and all the suitors enter. | |
Merry Report | |
If I had caught them | |
1140 | Or ever I raught them, |
I would have taught them | |
To be near me. | |
Full dear have I bought them, | |
Lord, so I sought them, | |
1145 | Yet have I brought them |
Such as they be. | |
Gentleman | |
Pleaseth it Your Majesty, Lord, so it is: | |
We, as your subjects and humble suitors all, | |
According as we hear your pleasure is, | |
1150 | Are pressed to your presence, being principal |
Head and governor of all in every place. | |
Who joyeth not in your sight no joy can have, | |
Wherefore we all commit us to Your Grace | |
As Lord of Lords, us to perish or save. | |
Jupiter | |
1155 | As long as discretion so well doth you guide |
Obediently to use your duty, | |
Doubt ye not we shall your safety provide. | |
Your grieves we have heard, wherefore we sent for ye | |
To receive answer, each man in his degree. | |
1160 | And first to content, most reason it is, |
The first man that sued, wherefore mark ye this: | |
Oft shall ye have the weather clear and still | |
To hunt in, for recompense of your pain. | |
Also you merchants shall have much your will: | |
1165 | For, oft times when no wind on land doth remain, |
Yet on the sea pleasant cools you shall obtain. | |
And since your hunting may rest in the night, | |
Oft shall the wind then rise, and before day light | |
It shall rattle down the wood in such case | |
1170 | That all ye rangers the better live may. |
And ye water millers shall obtain this grace: | |
Many times the rain to fall in the valley, | |
When at the self times on hills we shall purvey | |
Fair weather for your windmills, with such cools of wind | |
1175 | As in one instant both kinds of mills may grind. |
And for ye fair women that close weather would have, | |
We shall provide that ye may sufficiently | |
Have time to walk in, and your beauty save. | |
And yet shall ye have, that liveth by laundry, | |
1180 | The hot sun oft enough your clothes to dry. |
Also ye, pretty child, shall have both frost and snow. | |
Now mark this conclusion, we charge you arow: | |
Much better have we now devised for ye all | |
Then ye all can perceive or could desire. | |
1185 | Each of you sued to have continual |
Such weather as his craft only doth require. | |
All weathers in all places if men all times might hire, | |
Who could live by other? What is this negligence, | |
Us to attempt in such inconvenience? | |
1190 | Now, on the other side, if we had granted |
The full of some one suit and no more, | |
And from all the rest the weather had forbid, | |
Yet who so had obtained had won his own woe. | |
There is no one craft can preserve man so, | |
1195 | But by other crafts, of necessity, |
He must have much part of his commodity. | |
All to serve at once, and one destroy another, | |
Or else to serve one and destroy all the rest: | |
Nuther will we do the one nor the other, | |
1200 | But serve as many or as few as we think best. |
And where, or what time, to serve most or least, | |
The direction of that doubtless shall stand | |
Perpetually in the power of our hand. | |
Wherefore we will the whole world to attend, | |
1205 | Each sort, on such weather as for them doth fall. |
Now one, now other, as liketh us to send. | |
Who that hath it, ply it, and sure we shall | |
So guide the weather in course to you all, | |
That each with other ye shall whole remain | |
1210 | In pleasure and plentiful wealth, certain. |
Gentleman | |
Blessed was the time wherein we were born, | |
First for the blissful chance of your godly presence. | |
Next for our suit! Was there never man before | |
That ever heard so excellent a sentence | |
1215 | As Your Grace hath given to us all arow. |
Wherein your highness hath so bountifully | |
Distributed my part, that Your Grace shall know | |
Your self sole possessed of hearts of all chivalry. | |
Merchant | |
Likewise we merchants shall yield us wholly | |
1220 | Only to laud the name of Jupiter |
As god of all gods, you to serve solely, | |
For of every thing, I see, you are nourisher. | |
Ranger | |
No doubt it is so, for so we now find, | |
Wherein Your Grace us rangers so doth bind | |
1225 | That we shall give you our hearts with one accord, |
For knowledge to know you as our only lord. | |
Water Miller | |
Well, I can no more but, for our water | |
We shall give your lordship Our Lady’s Psalter. | |
Wind Miller | |
Much have ye bound us, for, as I be saved, | |
1230 | We have all obtained better then we craved. |
Gentleman | |
That is true, wherefore Your Grace shall truly | |
The hearts of such as I am have, surely. | |
Launder | |
[To the Gentlewoman] And such as I am (who be as good as you), | |
His highness shall be sure on, I make a vow. | |
Boy | |
1235 | Godfather god, I will do somewhat for you again. |
By Christ, ye may hap to have a bird or twain! | |
And I promise you, if any snow come, | |
When I make my snow balls, ye shall have some. | |
Merry Report | |
God thank Your Lordship. Lo, how this is brought to pass! | |
1240 | Sirs, now shall ye have the weather even as it was. |
Jupiter | |
We need no whit our self any farther to boast, | |
For our deeds declare us apparently. | |
Not only here on Earth in every coast, | |
But also above in the Heavenly company, | |
1245 | Our prudence hath made peace universally. |
Which thing, we say, recordeth us as principal | |
God and governor of Heaven, Earth, and all. | |
Now unto that Heaven we will make return, | |
Where we be glorified most triumphantly. | |
1250 | Also we will all ye that on Earth sojourn, |
Since cause giveth cause, to know us your lord only, | |
And now here to sing most joyfully, | |
Rejoicing in us; and in mean time we shall | |
Ascend into our throne celestial. |
Jupiter delivers his remedy for the problems with the weather upon earth. Comically, this is to give all of the claimants the weather they desire for at least some of the time, explaining that the estates of society are interdependent and cannot function without each other. He admonishes them too, saying that they have failed in their obligation to him as subjects in demanding only what is good for themselves and not for the commonwealth. The suitors each thank him individually. Jupiter ascends back to heaven, and the play ends with a song.
Political History of 1532 / 33 |
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The historical and political context in which The Play of the Weather was written and to which it alludes is outlined, notably in relation to the King’s Great Matter. |
Greenwich Revels - Lodovico Spinelli's Account |
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In his account of the revels Lodovico Spinelli comments in particular on the seating of the audience, according to rank and gender, for the performance of the drama Love and Riches. He also remarks on the degree of order and silence with which the Greenwich revels were conducted. |
Account of the entertainment for the French Ambassadors, 1518 |
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An account from Hall's Chronicle that describes a courtly pageant performed in 1518 - a theatrical spectacle to celebrate the betrothal of Princess Mary to the Dauphin of France. |
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